i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Randomize
