Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize