there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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