Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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