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• (212): View more from New York

  I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro

  (630): View more from Illinois

  I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  she is the kim kardashian of front butts

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.

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• (805): View more from California

  I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I've been living off of popsicles and broth.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...

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  You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  & he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?

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• (315): View more from New York

  You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here

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