it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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