All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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