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I hope im prettier

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying

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(859): View more from Kentucky

this just has baby written all over it

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(763): View more from Minnesota

He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.

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(586): View more from Michigan

It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.

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(940): View more from Texas

He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.

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(812): View more from Indiana

No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.

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(386): View more from Florida

She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow

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