I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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