Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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