Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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