Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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