I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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