i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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