Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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