i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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