Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
