i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
