her vagine was all disorganized.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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