plz talk dirty to me
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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