who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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