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(248): View more from Michigan

Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll

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(810): View more from Michigan

you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions

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