All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
