i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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