well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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