I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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