Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I think weed is turning my hair brown
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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