what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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