So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Do plants get herpes?
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