Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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