i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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