New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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