dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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