she sounds like chewbacca in bed
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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