I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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