Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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