You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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