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About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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