One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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