I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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