my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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