yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
there is puke in my bra ... again
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