Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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