I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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