So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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