I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Randomize
