Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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