He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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