I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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