i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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