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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.

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(515): View more from Iowa

She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.

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(315): View more from New York

i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk

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(706): View more from Georgia

Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done

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