What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She's the barista slut.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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