redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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