She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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