Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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