I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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